Just for Fun – Top Ten Reasons You Won’t Get the Flu

By: Lisa Hayes

1. Chocolate boosts your immune system.  It’s way better than a vaccine if you eat enough.
2. You have an experienced team of disinfecting fairies that follow you everywhere you go.
3. You’re too important.
4. You’re immune system is so super you could get it and probably wouldn’t even notice, maybe you already did.
5. You are a self care superstar.
6. Flu doesn’t like feisty people.
7. You simply don’t have time.
8. Flu is a part of 2012 energy and that’s oh so old school.
9. No one looks good with a fever and you are far too fine.
10. You don’t believe in the flu anyway.  It’s a government conspiracy.