Alchemy

Coach * Master Trainer * Author * Speaker 

No mood shaming,, no gaslighting, no toxic positivity, no spiritual bypassing, no nonsense, and no fluff


I am not your average coach.

I thrive in the mystical. I love your shadowy places. I want to talk about what keeps you up at night and the dreams you are afraid to speak about out loud. 


I want to plumb the depths of all your disappointments to find the parts of yourself you left behind. I want to talk about magic and wildness, and the big plans you've been hiding and hiding from. 


I want to explore what makes you feel small and what makes you feel larger than life. I want to find your sweet spots, your soft spots, and the places you think you might never heal.


All of it is sacred and so are you.


I also want to talk about science.


I want to do a deep dive into the quantum physics and metaphysics of creating reality. 


I want to swim through your brain chemistry and help you learn to work it like a pro.


I want to teach you your brain is a pharmacy that can make you feel better than you can imagine when you know how to reprogram your thoughts to weave enchantments on your reality.


I get excited about decoding your behavior, unkinking your self-sabotage, and teaching you to love yourself completely, for real.


I will hold you accountable for the promises you make to yourself.  I will hold your hand when we walk into the dark. 


I have more than two decades of experience coaching. I can lead you on a journey to the middle of your soul and to whatever destination you want to reach next.


I am not your coach if:

  • You need a place to tell, retell, and tell again a painful story that distorts the view of your beautiful genius.
  • You want more help putting a smiley face over what is not working in the name of spirituality.
  • You are looking for a stage to rehearse the fables you tell yourself about being a victim.
  • You are looking for cheerleading without accountability.
  • You want to pay someone to validate all the things you think are wrong with someone else.
  • You want to learn how to fondle deliberate creation as an excuse not to take action.
  • You aren't ready to do the hard work it takes to break the habit of being less than your fully glorious self.
  • You are uncomfortable talking to someone who routinely swears like a sailor.
  • You think Black Lives Matter might be a terrorist organization OR being gay is a choice or a disorder that can be cured. 
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TO SUM IT UP:

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU UNFUCK YOURSELF SO YOU CAN BE THE PERSON YOU WANTED TO BE BEFORE ALL THAT SHIT DIMMED YOUR SHINE.

Are you ready to have the life you've wanted all along?
Look, I’ve been there. Maybe not exactly where you are, but probably someplace that feels pretty similar.

I know it’s hard to believe you can have the life and love of your dreams when you can’t remember what those dreams even were. However, you can. You don’t have to know how. You don’t even have to really believe it’s possible, because I believe in you enough for both of us.  

Life is happening right now. Life is what happens when you make other plans.  
If you're waiting until something is different to shine, stop. 
If you think someone else can fix you or fill the void, stop that too.

Nothing has to change for you to love yourself now. 
Nothing has to change for you to love your life now. 

  • Lisa is a magic maker

    "Working with Lisa for six months changed the trajectory of my life in ways I didn't anticipate.  I hired her to work on relationship issues.  Within six months, I got engaged to the love of my life, I took a hard change of direction in my career to free up time to pursue my dream of becoming an artist.  

    Lisa is both firm and incredibly compassionate. My friends and family who have watched the transition have thought she is a magic maker."

    MAYA

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  • Lisa was the only person in my life who told me the truth

    “Lisa was the only person in my life who told me the truth about what was happening in my marriage. While other people were either lying to me or trying to ‘protect’ me, Lisa was able to see through it all and prepare me for changes. If I hadn’t had someone in my corner I don’t know how I would have been able to get through the end of my marriage. Now, just a few months later, I can look back on the unthinkable and see how it was one of the best things in my life.”

    SARAH

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  • I am dancing with the Universe and I love it.

    "As many books as I'd read and programs as I had taken, I swear I could not make law of attraction work for me.  Conceptually I got it.  I believed it worked for other people.  It flat-out did not work for me.  

    Lisa helped me find my way through the woo woo to a more science-based approach at leveraging deliberate creation.  I feel more in control than I ever have.  I am dancing with the Universe and I love it." 

    ASHLEY

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  • Coaching with Lisa saved my marriage and maybe my life

    “I grew up in a dysfunctional home. I honestly didn’t have any good role models when it came to how to be successful in a relationship. I know that working with Lisa saved my marriage.

    .She never judged me, but she didn’t put up with my excuses. I know we were headed for divorce and I know I was largely responsible for that. Lisa was the only one who thought our marriage could be saved. She was right." 

    JANE

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  • I didn't believe I needed a coach, but I'm thankful I hired Lisa

    "You know men don't like asking for directions or for help. My life got to a place where I needed both. 

    Lisa changed how I see and live my priorities.  She was able to get past my disfunctional patterns and gave me tools I desarately needed to be happy and balanced.  Working with Lisa was the best investment I have ever made. " 

    TODD

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  • If I'd known how coaching would change me, I would have hired Lisa years ago

    "Lisa does not play around.  In the first two weeks of working with her I experienced more forward movement and peace than I've ever had.  

    Lisa got right into the middle of the matter and my heart in about fifteen-minutes.  She changed my life."

    JUDE

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  • I thought I wanted a Divorce. What I needed was to learn how to take care of myself.

    "I felt like I was staring down the end of my marriage.  I had no boundaries and no self-care.  Lisa helped me fix myself and not to surprisingly  my marriage is better than ever."

    COURTNEY

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  • My life is not the same

    Honestly, I hired a coach when my wife told me I needed to see a therapist and I am really thankful I did.  Lisa helped me create and implement a plan to get myself unstuck and out of my head.  

    No one learns these kinds of life skills in school.  I am so thankful I made this investment in myself." 

    THOMAS

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  • When you meet Lisa, stop in place and give her your money

    "Lisa changed my life and it knew it was happening after our first session.  She could see things I didn't want to see and taught me I could look at those things and handle them. 

    Lisa is straight forward, engaged in the process, and knows how to work her way around a brain better than anyone I have ever met."

    ALEX

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  • My life was falling apart. I needed someone in my corner.

    "I didn't realize how having someone in my corner would help me move forward when everything in my life was coming undone.  

    Lisa helped me heal and most importantly helped me pick up the pieces and move forward in a masterful way.   

    I knew my life was never going to be the same.  I never imaged it would turn out so much better than things were before.  You can't put a price on those kinds of outcomes."

    MARCUS

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  • References available on request

    If you'd like to talk to clients I have worked with, just let me know. 

    References are happily provided.  

    References

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